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Rolly


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I have just been seduced by these fora into wasting the whole of my morning without achieving a solitary thing of a productive nature.

It is not only a consequence of spending time reading and responding to the many and varied postings on these pages, but more a matter of the neccessity of rescuing my keyboard from floods of exhaled coffee, having to frequently abandon my workstation to change shirts, incontinence pads, underwear, Daks,  and, occasionally, to take my chair to the bathroom to clean up the seat.

There are several posters here who could be gainfully employed on the stage (there's one that leaves on the half hour) but who are inciting giggles, guffaws and belly laughing to the total detriment of my work effort.

I remain your dutiful plaintiff  (well I'm not exactly decorative)

Rolly

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Some Mongrels will whinge and bitch about anything!! Fair Dinkum!!

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Fair suck of the sav Rolly, for some of us it's the only laugh of the day.  

Oops, probably shouldn't have put that saying up here, might cause some controversy.

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Ma wrote:

Fair suck of the sav Rolly,.......


Please note: the use of this expression is no longer permitted....by Prime Ministerial decree the authorised phrase is "Fair suck of the sauce bottle"

(no, I hadn't heard it before either)

 



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Disco Duck


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Here you go Jimricho with the political debate again!! LOL

I guess as long as the action is happening then someone is happy!!

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jimricho wrote:

Ma wrote:

Fair suck of the sav Rolly,.......


Please note: the use of this expression is no longer permitted....by Prime Ministerial decree the authorised phrase is "Fair suck of the sauce bottle"

(no, I hadn't heard it before either)

 


wasnt that , fair shake of the sauce bottle .?

 



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Rolly


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justcruisin01 wrote:

 

jimricho wrote:

 

Ma wrote:

Fair suck of the sav Rolly,.......


Please note: the use of this expression is no longer permitted....by Prime Ministerial decree the authorised phrase is "Fair suck of the sauce bottle"

(no, I hadn't heard it before either)

 


wasnt that , fair shake of the sauce bottle .?

 

 


I do believe that it was - until a certain up market type tried to get all "folksie" on us.


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Disco Duck wrote:

Here you go Jimricho with the political debate again!! LOL

I guess as long as the action is happening then someone is happy!!



ok DD point taken..but before I leave off I do believe this censorship issue  is something we should all be concerned about regardless of the politics.....

I could stand to be corrected on this but I think it was the previous government that first proposed this



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ibbo


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The web mistress I have no doubt will dismiss your complaint and award costs against you.There are amongst us some people who take a dim view of your cavorting with five Ladies in public.{The one in the middle with the Black Hair is nice}I am sure that Her Honour the Webmistress will take your cavorting capabilities into consideration.From a personal point of view I always find your postings to be,intelligent,thoughtful.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Rolly


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ibbo wrote:

The web mistress I have no doubt will dismiss your complaint and award costs against you.There are amongst us some people who take a dim view of your cavorting with five Ladies in public.{The one in the middle with the Black Hair is nice}I am sure that Her Honour the Webmistress will take your cavorting capabilities into consideration.From a personal point of view I always find your postings to be,intelligent,thoughtful.Cheers.Ibbo.



Holey Sh1te, Ibbo, keep that up and I will have to make an al-foil beanie to replace my colander.

 



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Ibbo can be frightening sometimes ....can't he??

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