Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche.Naturally, his parents know that theres no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car.Where did you get that car? his mom and dad screamed in shock.I bought it today, rep...

yobarr · yobarr

yobarr · yobarr

Might explain why we have so many recidivist offenders. Cheers

yobarr · yobarr

Double Post -- Edited by yobarr on Monday 18th of September 2023 03:26:23 PM

rgren2 · rgren2

dorian · dorian

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/09/13/apple-launches-new-beautifully-designed-tax-avoidance-program/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

dorian · dorian

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/donald-trump-world-war-ii-joe-biden-age-2024-election/102866974

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

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	$20.. (Preview) A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche.Naturally, his parents know that theres no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car.Where did you get that car? his mom and dad screamed in shock.I bought it today, rep...	aussie_paul	1	923	11:00 AM Sep 19, 2023 by grahos
	Having a Bad Day….. (Preview)	yobarr	0	889	03:29 PM Sep 18, 2023 by yobarr
	Parole Board at Work (Preview) Might explain why we have so many recidivist offenders. Cheers	yobarr	0	749	03:25 PM Sep 18, 2023 by yobarr
	Parole Board at Work (Preview) Double Post -- Edited by yobarr on Monday 18th of September 2023 03:26:23 PM	yobarr	0	607	03:20 PM Sep 18, 2023 by yobarr
	Cruise (Preview)	rgren2	0	765	03:12 PM Sep 18, 2023 by rgren2
	Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/09/13/apple-launches-new-beautifully-designed-tax-avoidance-program/	dorian	0	639	01:18 PM Sep 18, 2023 by dorian
	Plastic surgery.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	884	11:43 AM Sep 18, 2023 by Aussie1
	Why.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	716	11:04 AM Sep 18, 2023 by peter67
	Poor Donald, mental acuity is not his forte (Preview) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/donald-trump-world-war-ii-joe-biden-age-2024-election/102866974	dorian	2	808	10:38 AM Sep 18, 2023 by dorian
	Quite funny. 🙂 (Preview) Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...	aussie_paul	0	657	05:54 PM Sep 17, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Harrods.. (Preview) A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...	aussie_paul	0	663	05:53 PM Sep 17, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ma was in the kitchen.. (Preview) Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...	aussie_paul	0	775	08:23 PM Sep 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ma was in the kitchen.. (Preview) Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...	aussie_paul	0	603	08:21 PM Sep 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A conversation in HEAVEN.. (Preview) SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...	aussie_paul	1	791	10:51 PM Sep 15, 2023 by yobarr
	Mentioned in the will.. (Preview) Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...	aussie_paul	0	570	08:03 PM Sep 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Mentioned in the will.. (Preview) Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...	aussie_paul	0	418	08:01 PM Sep 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Answered prayers.. (Preview) The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...	aussie_paul	0	479	07:59 PM Sep 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Fake (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	633	12:41 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	This is description of a suspect who attacked the respondent in their back yard one night last year. (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	499	12:32 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Emotional Support Dog (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	629	12:27 PM Sep 15, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
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