|
A.A.A.D.D.
(Preview)
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:...I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI broug...
|
aussie_paul
|
2
|
712
|
|
|
|
|
Historical marker..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
479
|
|
|
|
|
After being married for almost sixty-five years
(Preview)
After being married for almost sixty-five years, whenever there was an argument in David and Karens house the yelling could be heard long into the night.Often across the suburban street during these fights, everyone could hear David shout When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come ba...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
542
|
|
|
|
|
Why I like retirement...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
646
|
|
|
|
|
AN OLD GUY....
(Preview)
AN OLD GUY GOES TO HIS DOCTOR FOR HIS PHYSICAL AND GETS SENT TO THE UROLOGIST AS A PRECAUTION.WHEN HE GETS THERE, HE DISCOVERS THE UROLOGIST IS A VERY PRETTY FEMALE DOCTOR.THE FEMALE DOCTOR SAYS, "I'M GOING TO CHECK YOUR PROSTATE TODAY, BUT THIS NEW PROCEDURE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE PROB...
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
586
|
|
|
|
|
Too soon?
(Preview)
|
rgren2
|
3
|
1299
|
|
|
|
|
Aches and pains...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
549
|
|
|
|
|
Broken bra strap...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
473
|
|
|
|
|
Little Johnny again...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
3
|
664
|
|
|
|
|
Taxi in Detroit....
(Preview)
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez la...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
574
|
|
|
|
|
When a dairy farmer does some upgrades. 🙂
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
436
|
|
|
|
|
Beautiful....
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
402
|
|
|
|
|
Campsite next door
(Preview)
|
Southern Cruizer
|
0
|
648
|
|
|
|
|
Drunk husband...
(Preview)
Drunk Husband Randy caught in the morning.Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking up his wife, Kathleen.He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom ste...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
553
|
|
|
|
|
Great songs from the 1960's.
(Preview)
Great songs from the 1960's...updated for Grey Nomads...Remember these?........oldies for us oldies..... for those of us who can remember doing the 'LIMBO' as if it were yesteryear...er...yesterday...enjoy.1. On the Commode again. Willie Nelson.2. I am woman; hear me snore. Helen Reddy.3. I...
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
797
|
|
|
|
|
Chuckles
(Preview)
|
anolphart
|
0
|
472
|
|
|
|
|
Outback Humour
(Preview)
Maybe not a 'joke', but probably worth a smile? Outback pubs. Cheers -- Edited by yobarr on Monday 3rd of July 2023 06:43:18 PM
|
yobarr
|
0
|
681
|
|
|
|
|
Life's mysteries
(Preview)
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA..... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO...
|
anolphart
|
2
|
861
|
|
|
|
|
Perils of Russian leadership
(Preview)
|
anolphart
|
1
|
619
|
|
|
|
|
Husband and wife...
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
704
|
|
|
