Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

On another forum having a bit of banter of the difficulties of modern cars. A bit of perspective: Be grateful you don't have to start a car with a handle (& in the rain). My Mum broke her wrist because she forgot to NOT put her thumb around the handle, keeping thumb same side of handle as fingers. The...

Gundog · Gundog

dorian · dorian

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/11/16/exposing-war-crimes-riskier-than-doing-war-crimes/Blowing

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Lost the blohttps://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1834265/Nasa-astronauts-drop-toolbox-space-station

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

Gundog · Gundog

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A Newcastle woman, pictured above, has lost her case at Newcastle Magistrates Court today after she tried to sue the Royal Victoria Hospital after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards. Mrs Minger from Gateshead, aged 67, said to reporters outside...

dorian · dorian

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2023/10/19/kangaroo-dog-fight-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, they needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had a similar bl...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

DEAR NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recen...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

In my younger days..........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Donate.. (Preview) Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...	aussie_paul	0	730	04:35 PM Nov 22, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Non stick.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	9	1349	09:10 AM Nov 22, 2023 by dogbox
	Challenges of modern cars (Preview) On another forum having a bit of banter of the difficulties of modern cars. A bit of perspective: Be grateful you don't have to start a car with a handle (& in the rain). My Mum broke her wrist because she forgot to NOT put her thumb around the handle, keeping thumb same side of handle as fingers. The...	Whenarewethere	14	1764	10:34 AM Nov 19, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Pi g pong balls (Preview)	Gundog	2	1122	09:54 AM Nov 16, 2023 by valiant81
	Exposing War Crimes Riskier Than Doing War Crimes, Australian Man Finds (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/11/16/exposing-war-crimes-riskier-than-doing-war-crimes/Blowing	dorian	1	880	09:54 AM Nov 16, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	One too many (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1354	07:11 AM Nov 15, 2023 by Dougwe
	Shoe shine boy.. (Preview) Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...	aussie_paul	0	862	08:07 PM Nov 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Most expensive vehicle in 2023 (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	15	1694	02:37 PM Nov 14, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Why it's better males fix vehicles! (Preview) Lost the blohttps://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1834265/Nasa-astronauts-drop-toolbox-space-station	Whenarewethere	3	1123	10:37 AM Nov 14, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Old People, Old Pharts. (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	875	07:58 PM Nov 13, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Lets get them out of here. (Preview)	Gundog	1	1009	04:35 PM Nov 12, 2023 by Craig1
	Marriage satisfaction after surgery (Preview) A Newcastle woman, pictured above, has lost her case at Newcastle Magistrates Court today after she tried to sue the Royal Victoria Hospital after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards. Mrs Minger from Gateshead, aged 67, said to reporters outside...	Whenarewethere	1	1134	10:21 AM Nov 10, 2023 by peter67
	Man faces off with kangaroo (Preview) https://edition.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2023/10/19/kangaroo-dog-fight-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn	dorian	0	784	07:17 AM Nov 10, 2023 by dorian
	AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR.. (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT...	aussie_paul	0	778	08:31 PM Nov 9, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	0	859	05:44 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Bobdown
	Rare blood type (Preview) A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, they needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had a similar bl...	Whenarewethere	0	759	02:18 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	First Christmas Joke (Preview) 3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out...	Whenarewethere	0	791	02:13 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Dear neighbour (Preview) DEAR NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recen...	Whenarewethere	0	748	02:05 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Retired Gonads (Preview)	Bobdown	0	680	07:46 PM Nov 8, 2023 by Bobdown
	Bet You Can't Do This (Preview) In my younger days..........	Bobdown	3	1360	04:43 PM Nov 8, 2023 by Blues Man
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