A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.
After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women.
They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture is piled in the hall.
"What happened to all the furniture?" she asks.
"Well, I don't know what sex is like with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
