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Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your hus...

NannyMon · NannyMon

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Alt...

NannyMon · NannyMon

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at m...

NannyMon · NannyMon

Church Organist There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said s...

NannyMon · NannyMon

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

Interesting facts that you really don't need to know. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...

JRH · JRH

A young Irish chap goes to confession and says to the priest "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "And what is your sin my son?" replies the priest "Last night I had unprotected sex with a girl." says the chap "That is a very serious sin, my son, tell me who was the g...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Dear dogs and cats, the dishes with the paw marks are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my food dosent stake a claim to it, and nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not built by NASCAR and is no...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.. A man...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding.. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman...

Roostertales · Roostertales

You Gotta Love The IrishThe Errand McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me", said a customer, who w...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

nuff said.......

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

Good-bye, Mother! A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

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The Gnome · The Gnome

-- Edited by The Gnome on Thursday 9th of April 2009 08:17:59 PM

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

While in China , a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Only a poor med student waiting for his medicare provider number so he can aford to up date his equipment

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

If u love something set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours, if it dosent come back it never was yours. But, if it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food and users your phone, takes your money and dosent appear to realise that u had to set it free, you either marri...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

A Northern Territory (Oz) farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute andis wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says,'Ok, there's a...

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	Miss leading Cases (Preview) These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your hus...	Basil Faulty	3	1144	03:28 PM Apr 14, 2009 by mike and Judy
	A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM (Preview) If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Alt...	NannyMon	1	1357	08:44 AM Apr 14, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	Friends (Preview) Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at m...	NannyMon	0	1070	06:08 PM Apr 13, 2009 by NannyMon
	Church Organist (Preview) Church Organist There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said s...	NannyMon	0	1155	05:40 PM Apr 13, 2009 by NannyMon
	RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (Preview) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...	NannyMon	1	1344	03:38 PM Apr 13, 2009 by dave06
	INTERESTING FACTS (Preview) Interesting facts that you really don't need to know. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an ato...	sgntbilko	1	1629	08:15 PM Apr 12, 2009 by NannyMon
	Confession (Preview) A young Irish chap goes to confession and says to the priest "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "And what is your sin my son?" replies the priest "Last night I had unprotected sex with a girl." says the chap "That is a very serious sin, my son, tell me who was the g...	JRH	0	1216	05:03 PM Apr 11, 2009 by JRH
	pets and there owners (Preview) Dear dogs and cats, the dishes with the paw marks are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my food dosent stake a claim to it, and nor do i find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not built by NASCAR and is no...	drongo & wendy	1	1087	11:42 AM Apr 11, 2009 by Ma
	Anger Management Therapy (Preview) When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.. A man...	Basil Faulty	4	1299	06:49 AM Apr 11, 2009 by mike and Judy
	on the subject of age (Preview) A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding.. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman...	mike and Judy	0	1117	06:31 AM Apr 11, 2009 by mike and Judy
	Fer the luv o'the Irish (Preview) You Gotta Love The IrishThe Errand McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me", said a customer, who w...	Roostertales	2	1445	08:22 PM Apr 10, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	the REAL reason why Crusin Granny and other women move to Queensland.... (Preview) nuff said.......	Basil Faulty	8	1887	08:17 PM Apr 10, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	gentle people (Preview) Good-bye, Mother! A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'...	mike and Judy	0	1022	06:55 AM Apr 10, 2009 by mike and Judy
	Fish Snags (Preview) <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-fami...	Wombat 280	0	1173	08:22 PM Apr 9, 2009 by Wombat 280
	sorry failed lost in cyber space (Preview) -- Edited by The Gnome on Thursday 9th of April 2009 08:17:59 PM	The Gnome	0	1094	08:15 PM Apr 9, 2009 by The Gnome
	who needs Viagra (Preview) No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you...	mike and Judy	3	1594	05:19 PM Apr 8, 2009 by Basil Faulty
	medicine (Preview) While in China , a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this...	mike and Judy	2	1555	02:42 PM Apr 7, 2009 by Ma
	Medicare (Preview) Only a poor med student waiting for his medicare provider number so he can aford to up date his equipment	Wombat 280	1	1295	12:45 PM Apr 7, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	THE YA YA SISTERS (Preview) If u love something set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours, if it dosent come back it never was yours. But, if it just sits in your living room and messes up your stuff, eats your food and users your phone, takes your money and dosent appear to realise that u had to set it free, you either marri...	drongo & wendy	0	1288	09:12 AM Apr 6, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	ozzie joke (Preview) A Northern Territory (Oz) farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute andis wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says,'Ok, there's a...	mike and Judy	1	1369	08:27 PM Apr 3, 2009 by suenami
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