A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'
'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
'But what about the smell?'
'Just hold its little nose.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.
must be the day of the skunk, these stinkers were in my inbox this morning
There were two skunks, one named In and One named Out. Once, Out went in and said to Out, "Bring In in." So Out went out, got In, and they went in. Their mother was happy to see them. She asked Out, "How did you find In so fast?" And Out said, "Instincts."
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skunk? A: I don't know but you can smell it coming from miles away.
Baby Skunk: "Mother, can i have a chemistry set?" Mother Skunk: "What! And smell up the house?"
Q: What did the judge say when three skunks walked into the courtroom? A: "Odor in the Court!"
Q: What is black and white and blue all over? A: A skunk at the north pole
Q: What did the fish say to the skunk after it fell in the pond? "Stink or Swim!"
Q: Where does a skunk sit in a church? A: In a Pew
Yeah I know, same bloke who was stuck on the lone ranger at one stage, got over that and now has a fetish for skunks
I laughed out loud when I read yours, it's a beauty
