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mike and Judy · mike and Judy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

WHERE DO REDHEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. Shecan't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.'Even though you an...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Walking into a bar Mike said to Charlie the bartender "pour me a stiff one" just had another fight with the little women. Oh year said Charlie how did this one end. Well when it was over she came to me on her hands and knees. "Really"said Charles now thats a change what did she have...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Two businessmen in Sydney were sitting down taking a break in there soon to be opened store, one said to the other "i bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by and put his face to the window and ask, " what are we going to be selling" Wasnt long before an oldie came along and asked t...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

An old man goes into a chemist to get some viagra, "can i have 6 viagra cut in to quarters. I can cut them into quarters for u says Dan the pharmasist, but a quarter wont give u an erection. Im 96 says the old bloke, "i dont want an erection", i just want it sticking out a bit so i dont piddle in m...

Roostertales · Roostertales

Maria had lost her husband almost...

Roostertales · Roostertales

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and sheexplained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine monthslater the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sur...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

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Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

This bloke must be a Public Servant

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, howeve...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.. GRANDPA MADE HI...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

I was in the bank the other day and this asian lady was wanting to change her yen to dollars and she was a little irate. She asked the teller "why it chane yedaday i get two hunat dolla for my yen toyay i get one an eighty dolla for my yen' The teller says its "fluctuation" The asian la...

Roostertales · Roostertales

Confucius say man who has many daughters and only one bathroom . . . . . .seldom gets into hot water

Roostertales · Roostertales

Why is it ok to say I pricked my finger but not ok to say I fingered my p****

The Gnome · The Gnome

No.1 Italian Garden An old Italianman lived alone in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son,Vincent, who used to help him,was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling...

Road Ranger · Road Ranger

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Et...

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

An escaped prisoner has been arrested in the US after guards caught him trying to sneak back into the jail. Harry Jackson, 25, was spotted trying to slip back into the prison with 14 packs of cigarettes allegedly stolen from a nearby shop, authorities said. Sheriff Tommy Gregory said Jackson had open...

dave06 · dave06

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the...

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fe...

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	testicle therapy (Preview) Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to...	mike and Judy	3	1206	06:48 PM Mar 25, 2009 by Roostertales
	The Orgins of Red Headed Kids (Preview) WHERE DO REDHEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. Shecan't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.'Even though you an...	Wombat 280	2	1544	03:54 PM Mar 24, 2009 by sgntbilko
	BAR TALK (Preview) Walking into a bar Mike said to Charlie the bartender "pour me a stiff one" just had another fight with the little women. Oh year said Charlie how did this one end. Well when it was over she came to me on her hands and knees. "Really"said Charles now thats a change what did she have...	drongo & wendy	0	1163	09:18 AM Mar 24, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	seniors (Preview) Two businessmen in Sydney were sitting down taking a break in there soon to be opened store, one said to the other "i bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by and put his face to the window and ask, " what are we going to be selling" Wasnt long before an oldie came along and asked t...	drongo & wendy	0	1009	09:09 AM Mar 24, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	viagra (Preview) An old man goes into a chemist to get some viagra, "can i have 6 viagra cut in to quarters. I can cut them into quarters for u says Dan the pharmasist, but a quarter wont give u an erection. Im 96 says the old bloke, "i dont want an erection", i just want it sticking out a bit so i dont piddle in m...	drongo & wendy	0	1077	08:55 AM Mar 24, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	In mourning (a little risque) (Preview) Maria had lost her husband almost...	Roostertales	0	977	07:20 PM Mar 23, 2009 by Roostertales
	birds and the bees (Preview) The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and sheexplained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine monthslater the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sur...	Roostertales	0	1021	07:18 PM Mar 23, 2009 by Roostertales
	the irish (Preview) ----------------------------------------------------------	drongo & wendy	0	960	09:13 AM Mar 23, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	Real Bad Day (Preview) This bloke must be a Public Servant	Wombat 280	1	1191	03:51 PM Mar 21, 2009 by Rolly
	THE BLONDE MORTICIAN (Preview) A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, howeve...	sgntbilko	4	1446	03:33 PM Mar 21, 2009 by Rolly
	Now that hurts (Preview) GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.. GRANDPA MADE HI...	Wombat 280	0	1279	03:19 PM Mar 20, 2009 by Wombat 280
	asian banker (Preview) I was in the bank the other day and this asian lady was wanting to change her yen to dollars and she was a little irate. She asked the teller "why it chane yedaday i get two hunat dolla for my yen toyay i get one an eighty dolla for my yen' The teller says its "fluctuation" The asian la...	drongo & wendy	1	1006	10:47 AM Mar 20, 2009 by sgntbilko
	Heard on the radio the other day (Preview) Confucius say man who has many daughters and only one bathroom . . . . . .seldom gets into hot water	Roostertales	1	932	10:03 AM Mar 20, 2009 by Pam
	Old language take (Preview) Why is it ok to say I pricked my finger but not ok to say I fingered my p****	Roostertales	0	1040	07:34 PM Mar 19, 2009 by Roostertales
	Stupid questions,stupid answers (Preview) No.1 Italian Garden An old Italianman lived alone in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son,Vincent, who used to help him,was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling...	The Gnome	0	1064	05:12 PM Mar 19, 2009 by The Gnome
	Don't laugh at these sick jokes! sniger, Giggle. (Preview) Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Et...	Road Ranger	0	1229	02:13 PM Mar 19, 2009 by Road Ranger
	BIRD FEEDER (Preview) I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in...	sgntbilko	1	1248	01:23 PM Mar 18, 2009 by JRH
	the good life (Preview) An escaped prisoner has been arrested in the US after guards caught him trying to sneak back into the jail. Harry Jackson, 25, was spotted trying to slip back into the prison with 14 packs of cigarettes allegedly stolen from a nearby shop, authorities said. Sheriff Tommy Gregory said Jackson had open...	mike and Judy	0	1002	07:40 AM Mar 18, 2009 by mike and Judy
	dont mess with us!!!! (Preview) Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the...	dave06	0	1067	10:09 AM Mar 17, 2009 by dave06
	Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death! (Preview) Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fe...	mike and Judy	0	1080	01:05 AM Mar 17, 2009 by mike and Judy
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