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Ma


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BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT


A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl."What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.



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What was the operation? ..... A tonsillectomy?

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Ma


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OOPS!!!!!!!!!    didn't copy and paste properly.  Will have another go.




A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl."What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.



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Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)

Ma


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Darn It.   I know I did it properly but it's just not working.  Yes it was a tonsils. op

Sorry

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Hint: to copy and paste try copying and pasting into "notepad" then copy again and paste into the post. This will remove all formatiing

Jim

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Thanks Jim, will do

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Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)

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Ma wrote:

 

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl."What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.

 



Still laughing, what a riot

 



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