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A farmer...
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...
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Now, here is a wife...
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Well...
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Irish Triplets
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Southern Cruizer
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An Aussie named Bazza
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An Aussie named Bazza wanted to buy a motorcycle.He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condit...
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iPhone moments
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Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone. My iPhone screen is brighter than my future Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple...
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This is so true...
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This is so true and getting out of handAs a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person,but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whetherI like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for \slavery.I am a fiscal & moral, which by today's standar...
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Heaven
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Queen Elizabeth and a Hooters waitress die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks the Hooters waitress if there's some particular reason...
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One of the best...
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I don't wanna...
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And that's...
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The farm trip..
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Closed topic
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Inspirational
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Remember, the next time you dislike your life, it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2 to 3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
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Making Sense.
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A Tennessee couple Dave and Edwina Kosmitus, both Bona Fide rednecks, had nine children.They went to see their Doctor to get Dave "Fixed".The Doctor asked them why had the come to the conclusion that they didn't want any more children.Dave said that they had read a recent article in the newspaper tha...
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Making Sense.
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A Tennessee couple Dave and Edwina Kosmitus, both Bona Fide rednecks, had nine children.They went to see their Doctor to get Dave "Fixed".The Doctor asked them why had the come to the conclusion that they didn't want any more children.Dave said that they had read a recent article in the newspaper tha...
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One for the teachers about to start holidays... 🙂
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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THE NIGHT NURSE...
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......
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The 65 year old Lady......
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital.While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience.....Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"...God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....."Since she had so much time t...
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Climate change
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