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Airbags
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For those that want the cheapest option.
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Alcohol Preserves
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Can I help...
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Tesla roadside assist - fueling up
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Principal's Office
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Who
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The ....piper..
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Loving Wife..
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A man in intensive care unit awaits his death.His wife is waiting beside him and she is crying continuously.The man says to his wife with a low voice:When I was in a traffic accident, you were beside me, when I was shot with a gun, when I opened my eyes; first, I saw you, and the day I went bankrupt again, you...
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True Art..
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client."Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invest...
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A doctor..
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A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription f...
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WFH..
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The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons..
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1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable.2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small???3. Where did I leave my glasses?4. Have I taken my pills already?5. Now, what did I come in here for?6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say.7. Hmmm. I wonder how I got this bruise.8. In my day...
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Facemask..
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Cow based Economics lesson..
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Cow based Economics lesson SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM Y...
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Too good to not share..
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Wife's bra..
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-- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 14th of March 2024 08:58:56 PM
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Over 70s jokes..
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Over 70s jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bett...
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Went into The BP service station
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Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm wa...
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A lady went
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A lady went into a bar in Waco, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the...
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Nicks wife..
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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness".
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