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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...

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Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.

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Magnarc · Magnarc

This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...

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No methane yet!

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...

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Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!

peter67 · peter67

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

An assassin is making his way home when he stops at a village pub. He is driving a convertible and doesn't want to leave his "equipment" on display, so takes a long case into the pub with him. A short while later, a man sits next to him and they chat while enjoying their beers. Inevitably, talk turns to t...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 in the morning... and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.' The officer then asks, 'Really? Who is g...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Start you bastard

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Marriage in heaven (Preview) On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...	Whenarewethere	2	932	11:35 AM Feb 4, 2024 by peter67
	Shopping scam (Preview) Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...	Whenarewethere	0	603	10:32 AM Feb 3, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Females please cover your hair (Preview) Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.	Whenarewethere	5	957	02:11 PM Feb 2, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Boeing short term solutions (Preview)	Whenarewethere	1	646	11:07 AM Feb 2, 2024 by Craig1
	It's February - don't leave Valentine's to the last minute, stocks will run out. (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	656	06:33 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Boeing door prerequisite (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	495	06:10 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Pay rise preparation (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	646	05:25 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Warning, may cause anaphylactic shock (Preview)	anolphart	0	700	10:31 AM Feb 1, 2024 by anolphart
	desert island - 2 (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	784	03:57 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	desert island. (Preview) This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...	Magnarc	0	657	02:39 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Magnarc
	An evening's perspective (Preview) 2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...	Whenarewethere	2	1000	01:35 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Renault and Ford (Preview) Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...	Whenarewethere	4	1033	01:30 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	No methane yet (Preview) No methane yet!	Whenarewethere	1	839	10:41 AM Jan 31, 2024 by peter67
	Sylvester, Bruce and Arnold (Preview) Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...	Whenarewethere	4	1031	10:09 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Blues Man
	Up or down (Preview) At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...	Whenarewethere	2	839	07:38 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Trim French Wives (Preview) Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!	Whenarewethere	0	628	07:25 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A sign of the times... (Preview)	peter67	0	779	07:36 PM Jan 30, 2024 by peter67
	Kill two birds with one stone (Preview) An assassin is making his way home when he stops at a village pub. He is driving a convertible and doesn't want to leave his "equipment" on display, so takes a long case into the pub with him. A short while later, a man sits next to him and they chat while enjoying their beers. Inevitably, talk turns to t...	Whenarewethere	0	697	06:33 PM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Late night lecture (Preview) An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 in the morning... and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.' The officer then asks, 'Really? Who is g...	Whenarewethere	0	787	12:04 PM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Start you bastard (Preview) Start you bastard	Whenarewethere	2	754	11:54 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Dick0
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