Just Joking

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: How did your game go?Yvonne said she had a good round making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused...

dorian · dorian

Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)

67HR · 67HR

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...

anolphart · anolphart

67HR · 67HR

67HR · 67HR

anolphart · anolphart

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...

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	Cleaning regime for permanent retirement so to speak (Preview) Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!	Whenarewethere	0	1098	05:35 PM Feb 20, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Needs a push.. (Preview) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...	aussie_paul	0	1050	06:30 PM Feb 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	"Rider" (Preview) After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: How did your game go?Yvonne said she had a good round making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused...	aussie_paul	0	988	05:54 PM Feb 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Barnaby was here (Preview) Hours after footage emerged of Barnaby Joyce lying on a Canberra footpath late at night, a chalk outline was mockingly drawn where he had been lying.(Reddit)	dorian	13	2096	02:17 PM Feb 19, 2024 by 67HR
	If the Titanic sank today.. (Preview)	67HR	2	1297	07:18 PM Feb 17, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate.. (Preview) The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the damsHe stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in t...	aussie_paul	1	1496	01:16 PM Feb 17, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman.. (Preview) A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.One woman lost it completely.She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last...	aussie_paul	0	1070	11:55 AM Feb 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Something.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	983	11:48 AM Feb 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	He always wanted to be remembered (Preview)	anolphart	0	980	11:23 PM Feb 16, 2024 by anolphart
	The Bear.. (Preview) Bob, a hunter, went on camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look f...	aussie_paul	0	940	02:45 PM Feb 15, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Choices (Preview)	anolphart	1	1092	01:51 PM Feb 15, 2024 by Craig1
	Star Trek (Preview)	67HR	0	943	10:21 AM Feb 15, 2024 by 67HR
	Is that the time! (Preview)	67HR	0	922	10:19 AM Feb 15, 2024 by 67HR
	The promotion (Preview)	anolphart	0	836	09:18 AM Feb 15, 2024 by anolphart
	Proper Function of Government (Preview) Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:	Whenarewethere	1	1035	10:31 AM Feb 14, 2024 by Cupie
	Yes Minister, You're a Banker (Preview) Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.	Whenarewethere	1	784	10:03 PM Feb 13, 2024 by Craig1
	Walker.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	859	12:46 PM Feb 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	How do you feel? (Preview) Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...	aussie_paul	0	762	12:44 PM Feb 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Dinner (Preview) Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...	aussie_paul	0	763	12:30 PM Feb 13, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Supa doopa Bowl (Preview) Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...	Aussie1	1	820	12:13 AM Feb 13, 2024 by rgren2
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