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A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw.
At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do.
The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers!
Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, Doc, I couldn't pick them up.


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I actually know someone who lost all his fingers on his right hand on a bench mounted saw. 

 

Automatic reaction is to hold the piece of timber as it is being pulled into the saw & not let go.

 

There was was not much left. He still had his thumb, minimal conciliation.

 

 

Another person I know had the opposite situation, a rope looped around his thumb... better leave it at that other than to say he has 4 fingers.



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I lost 2 fingers when I was 4 Y.O. Put my hand in the tractor fan to cool off.

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