Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

My wife and I decided last night that we dont want any kids.We will tell them later today!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

-- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 2nd of June 2023 03:29:29 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!!A good laugh for people in the over 70 group !!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music,takes videos, pictures and communicates with Fac...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

"So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man". "That's correct" says the defendant. "Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her". "That's correct" says t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay. A bloke rang up and asked if it was big. She said "It's massive". He said "How many feet?" She said "None. It's a snake you idiot!"

Bobdown · Bobdown

Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those peo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

some things you just can't explainThe farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.""So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The policeman stood and faced his God,Which must always come to pass.He hoped his shoes were shining.Just as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, policeman.How shall I deal with you?Have you always turned the other cheek?To My church have you been true?"The policeman squared his shoulders an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Cup of Tea made with cold water.One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea'...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him."I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."------------------------------ ------A blond man spies a letter lying on h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

anolphart · anolphart

When other activists glued themselves to the floor of the Volkswagen plant - also in Germany, Volkswagen management sent all the employees home and turned the lights out. When they came in the next day, the activists complained that they had to pee and poop in their pants. I'm starting to like th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Craig1 · Craig1

A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour. Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow y...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Don't want any kids (Preview) My wife and I decided last night that we dont want any kids.We will tell them later today!	anolphart	0	462	04:29 PM Jun 2, 2023 by anolphart
	A plan.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	543	03:59 PM Jun 2, 2023 by anolphart
	A plan.. OOPS have already posted it. :( (Preview) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 2nd of June 2023 03:29:29 PM	aussie_paul	0	657	03:06 PM Jun 2, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless) (Preview) Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!!A good laugh for people in the over 70 group !!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music,takes videos, pictures and communicates with Fac...	aussie_paul	0	445	02:46 PM Jun 2, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In Court..... (Preview) "So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man". "That's correct" says the defendant. "Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her". "That's correct" says t...	aussie_paul	1	671	11:51 AM Jun 2, 2023 by peter67
	Pet Python (Preview) This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay. A bloke rang up and asked if it was big. She said "It's massive". He said "How many feet?" She said "None. It's a snake you idiot!"	aussie_paul	0	632	02:00 PM Jun 1, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Maths (Preview) Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those peo...	Bobdown	2	610	11:54 AM Jun 1, 2023 by Possum3
	FOR THE RURAL COMMUNITY (Preview) some things you just can't explainThe farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.""So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left...	aussie_paul	1	601	09:13 AM Jun 1, 2023 by Bobdown
	When you're a child... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	656	07:13 PM May 31, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Final Inspection (Preview) The policeman stood and faced his God,Which must always come to pass.He hoped his shoes were shining.Just as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, policeman.How shall I deal with you?Have you always turned the other cheek?To My church have you been true?"The policeman squared his shoulders an...	aussie_paul	2	949	11:24 AM May 31, 2023 by yobarr
	ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW.... (Preview) A Cup of Tea made with cold water.One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea'...	aussie_paul	1	783	04:21 PM May 30, 2023 by Craig1
	If at first... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	452	12:43 PM May 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Golfer has an accident... 🙂 (Preview) A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him."I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!""Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...	aussie_paul	0	395	12:41 PM May 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Blond Men... (Preview) Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."------------------------------ ------A blond man spies a letter lying on h...	aussie_paul	0	359	12:35 PM May 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Asked the kids... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	549	10:52 AM May 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Cheap Renewables (Preview)	anolphart	4	887	09:26 AM May 30, 2023 by Craig1
	Sad Indians (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	729	07:51 AM May 30, 2023 by anolphart
	Eco Warrior (Preview) When other activists glued themselves to the floor of the Volkswagen plant - also in Germany, Volkswagen management sent all the employees home and turned the lights out. When they came in the next day, the activists complained that they had to pee and poop in their pants. I'm starting to like th...	anolphart	0	549	04:19 PM May 29, 2023 by anolphart
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	703	11:36 AM May 29, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	sailing to Italy (Preview) A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour. Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow y...	Craig1	0	397	08:34 PM May 28, 2023 by Craig1
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