Just Joking

Craig1 · Craig1

The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules: SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. After sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2: When a woman is...

Bobdown · Bobdown

anolphart · anolphart

Craig1 · Craig1

Cute! This Kid Is Dressing Up as an AUKUS Submarine This Halloween in Hope of Scoring $368 BillionMy plan is to knock on Albos door, say Im a submarine built in Adelaide using American and British technology, and just wait for him to hand over the cash Thanks to Shovel

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oops, wrong section.. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 27th of October 2023 07:33:47 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Positive AttitudeDoctor - "Sorry to tell you Mike but we're going to have to operate"Me - "Afterwards, will I be able to play the piano?"Doctor - "Yes, of course"Me - "That's good because I can't play it now."

Gundog · Gundog

The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter when she picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with tota...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In Charge of SuppliesAn American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canad...

Bobdown · Bobdown

They told me that I had no skills and should become a truckdriver!! Where is the resident Road Train driver?

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went i...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing inScotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they c...

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	Rules For Living (Preview) The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules: SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. After sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2: When a woman is...	Craig1	1	795	10:06 AM Nov 3, 2023 by peter67
	How to stop the Missus spending... (Preview)	Bobdown	7	1237	02:13 PM Nov 1, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	All secure now! (Preview)	anolphart	9	1582	08:48 PM Oct 29, 2023 by yobarr
	A Submarine Joke- on us again (Preview) Cute! This Kid Is Dressing Up as an AUKUS Submarine This Halloween in Hope of Scoring $368 BillionMy plan is to knock on Albos door, say Im a submarine built in Adelaide using American and British technology, and just wait for him to hand over the cash Thanks to Shovel	Craig1	0	741	08:31 PM Oct 29, 2023 by Craig1
	Oops, wrong section.. :( (Preview) Oops, wrong section.. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 27th of October 2023 07:33:47 PM	aussie_paul	1	1791	09:05 PM Oct 27, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	A man.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	927	07:27 PM Oct 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Positive Attitude.. (Preview) Positive AttitudeDoctor - "Sorry to tell you Mike but we're going to have to operate"Me - "Afterwards, will I be able to play the piano?"Doctor - "Yes, of course"Me - "That's good because I can't play it now."	aussie_paul	0	625	07:25 PM Oct 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Just a Joke Joyce (Preview) The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter when she picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with tota...	Gundog	1	797	12:46 PM Oct 27, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Male or female (Preview)	Bobdown	5	1115	11:48 AM Oct 27, 2023 by yobarr
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	2	923	07:45 PM Oct 26, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Avid golfer.. (Preview) A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as...	aussie_paul	3	918	05:14 PM Oct 26, 2023 by dorian
	If.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	763	11:45 AM Oct 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In Charge of Supplies.. (Preview) In Charge of SuppliesAn American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canad...	aussie_paul	0	527	11:42 AM Oct 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Use them for CP attendants (Preview) They told me that I had no skills and should become a truckdriver!! Where is the resident Road Train driver?	Bobdown	8	1213	09:10 PM Oct 25, 2023 by yobarr
	While on a road trip.. (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...	aussie_paul	1	772	11:21 AM Oct 25, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	capitalism and welfare mentality.. (Preview) A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went i...	aussie_paul	7	1130	11:05 AM Oct 25, 2023 by peter67
	American Tourist.. (Preview) American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...	aussie_paul	4	931	10:16 AM Oct 25, 2023 by grahos
	Nappy testing (Preview)	anolphart	0	653	07:54 PM Oct 24, 2023 by anolphart
	While on a road trip.. (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...	aussie_paul	0	620	07:47 PM Oct 24, 2023 by aussie_paul
	John, who lived in the north of England.. (Preview) John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing inScotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they c...	aussie_paul	0	551	07:43 PM Oct 24, 2023 by aussie_paul
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