There was a young sailor called Bates,
Who danced the fandango on skates,
But a fall on his cutlass,
Rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates/
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
Magnarc wrote:There was a young sailor called Bates,Who danced the fandango on skates,But a fall on his cutlass,Rendered him nutless,And practically useless on dates/
What a ripper! Cheers.
v
Cheers Craig
