Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Husband called his wife on the phone:Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're do...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A priest wanted to sell bibles so he asked for volunteers to go door-to-door and sell them for $10 each. Peter, Paul and Louie decided to volunteer for the task. While Peter and Paul were both respected salesmen in the town, the priest had doubts about Louie because of his terrible stutter. Not wanting...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sidasks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born andraised in Mexico ?"Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"The waiter says, "I don't...

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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Don't go into the hardware store by yourself anymore to escape Wifey. Might end up being more expensive than shopping with Wifey! U

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Preamble: My experience with Land Rover, Ford badge engineering, the car is basically a Ford with a bit of Volvo (wouldn't touch white goods with two barge poles in series), others have have had similar experience. Engine cover removal / installation: Mine was out for too long, nevertheless was a b...

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Nevd · Nevd

Lifted from a Facebook page - too good not to pass it on -

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It's only the beginning now...a pathway yet unknownAt times the sound of other steps...sometimes we walk aloneThe best beginnings of our livesMay sometimes end in sorrowBut even on our darkest daysThe sun will shine tomorrow.So we must do our very bestWhatever life may bringAnd look beyond the wi...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Clever wife.. (Preview) Husband called his wife on the phone:Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...	aussie_paul	1	884	08:02 PM Oct 10, 2023 by grahos
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	792	06:45 PM Oct 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Man flue.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	5	1161	12:36 PM Oct 10, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Brian.. (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like t...	aussie_paul	0	669	12:08 PM Oct 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Chasing woman.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	1038	04:11 AM Oct 9, 2023 by dorian
	The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres.. (Preview) I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're do...	aussie_paul	0	847	07:02 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Funnies.. (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...	aussie_paul	0	843	06:57 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Susan.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	827	06:54 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Can't refuse.. (Preview) Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....	aussie_paul	0	887	06:52 PM Oct 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Bible Salesman.. (Preview) A priest wanted to sell bibles so he asked for volunteers to go door-to-door and sell them for $10 each. Peter, Paul and Louie decided to volunteer for the task. While Peter and Paul were both respected salesmen in the town, the priest had doubts about Louie because of his terrible stutter. Not wanting...	aussie_paul	1	1131	10:43 AM Oct 8, 2023 by Craig1
	Sid & Abe.. (Preview) Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sidasks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born andraised in Mexico ?"Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"The waiter says, "I don't...	aussie_paul	0	1007	01:24 PM Oct 7, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ha ha.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	1008	01:15 PM Oct 7, 2023 by Magnarc
	My Wife's.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	914	12:55 PM Oct 7, 2023 by aussie_paul
	My Wife's.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	792	12:52 PM Oct 7, 2023 by aussie_paul
	The cost of shopping alone! (Preview) Don't go into the hardware store by yourself anymore to escape Wifey. Might end up being more expensive than shopping with Wifey! U	Whenarewethere	1	893	11:14 AM Oct 7, 2023 by Dick0
	Removing & reinstalling engine cover. (Preview) Preamble: My experience with Land Rover, Ford badge engineering, the car is basically a Ford with a bit of Volvo (wouldn't touch white goods with two barge poles in series), others have have had similar experience. Engine cover removal / installation: Mine was out for too long, nevertheless was a b...	Whenarewethere	0	840	12:04 AM Oct 7, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Noahs ark.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	907	11:35 PM Oct 6, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Kangaroo Flat (Preview) Lifted from a Facebook page - too good not to pass it on -	Nevd	9	1490	01:47 PM Oct 6, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	New Beginnings.. (Preview) It's only the beginning now...a pathway yet unknownAt times the sound of other steps...sometimes we walk aloneThe best beginnings of our livesMay sometimes end in sorrowBut even on our darkest daysThe sun will shine tomorrow.So we must do our very bestWhatever life may bringAnd look beyond the wi...	aussie_paul	0	881	07:04 PM Oct 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Temper.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	845	07:01 PM Oct 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
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