Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...

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Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...

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rgren2 · rgren2

Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO'...

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Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your family

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The most famous artist of saucy postcards was Donald McGill. He was nearly 80 years old when he was put on trial (1954) under the Obscene Publications Act, found guilty and fined. Today the postcards are worth a fortune.

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Fed-Up!

Gundog · Gundog

you have to be joking! Matildas get the keys to Brisbane, a possiily a statue at Suncorp Stadium, all this for loosing. Will there be Matilda's the movie next.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over he...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done,there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took oneof the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been...

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	Jack & Jill.. (Preview) Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...	aussie_paul	0	815	02:14 PM Aug 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A man walked into.. (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...	aussie_paul	0	960	05:43 PM Aug 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Fiona.. (Preview) Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...	aussie_paul	0	892	05:14 PM Aug 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	How to load a Bull (Preview) how to load a bull	Gundog	1	885	05:00 PM Aug 26, 2023 by Possum3
	A couple more (Preview) Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...	Gundog	0	840	11:18 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Gundog
	I'm out of here (Preview)	Gundog	0	640	11:15 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Gundog
	Socialism (Preview) Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO'...	rgren2	2	1218	12:16 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Tony Bev
	Moon landing (Preview)	rgren2	5	930	12:28 PM Aug 25, 2023 by rgren2
	Funnies (Preview) Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your family	Bobdown	0	653	02:01 PM Aug 24, 2023 by Bobdown
	Mild 'R' rated postcards (Preview) The most famous artist of saucy postcards was *Donald McGill.* He was nearly 80 years old when he was put on trial (1954) under the Obscene Publications Act, found guilty and fined. Today the postcards are worth a fortune.	Bobdown	0	788	02:00 PM Aug 24, 2023 by Bobdown
	When girls really were girls. 1970s (Preview)	yobarr	13	1476	10:42 AM Aug 24, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	The argument (Preview)	anolphart	3	1025	09:37 PM Aug 23, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Possible FedEx and UPS merger - new name: (Preview) Fed-Up!	Whenarewethere	0	897	06:54 PM Aug 22, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Tell me this is a Joke. (closed) (Preview) you have to be joking! Matildas get the keys to Brisbane, a possiily a statue at Suncorp Stadium, all this for loosing. Will there be Matilda's the movie next.	Gundog	8	1442	08:56 AM Aug 22, 2023 by Gundog
	Two old ladies.. (Preview) Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over he...	aussie_paul	1	1092	08:50 PM Aug 21, 2023 by 67HR
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	10	1315	06:18 PM Aug 21, 2023 by dogbox
	Women are better than men 🙂 (Preview) The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done,there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took oneof the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions...	aussie_paul	0	781	03:47 PM Aug 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a trial.. (Preview) In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been...	aussie_paul	0	511	03:42 PM Aug 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	This is Wilson.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	783	02:25 PM Aug 21, 2023 by Tony Bev
	Why would I? (Preview)	anolphart	0	732	11:22 AM Aug 21, 2023 by anolphart
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