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Mondays sayings
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Bobdown
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Another Irish joke
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Two Irishmen were visiting London for the first time. While strolling in a shopping district, they happened upon a shop with a sign in the window reading, "jackets £4.00, trousers £2.00, shirts £1.00."The two men stopped and Paddy said to Murphy, "We should buy a heap of these to take back and sell in I...
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Mein
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The Kings offering...
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Charles offers aid to Ukraine
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67HR
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809
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The Inn..
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A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...
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aussie_paul
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1217
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Never Left Home.
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86GTS
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743
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The medical exam
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During the medical examination of a female patient the doctor says "your heart, lungs,pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts to take off her nickers but is stopped by the doctor,"No, no.....I meant for you to stick out y...
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aussie_paul
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A sign of the times..
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aussie_paul
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656
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Retirement..
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aussie_paul
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A politician never lies.
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A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs, said the townspeople.First, we have a hospital but no doctor The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while, and then said, I have sorted t...
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aussie_paul
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851
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Didn’t think this through.
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rgren2
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Humour
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Craig1
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Kings- 3 of them
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Craig1
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Surgery- not joking much
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Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!.. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time...
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Craig1
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What is it?
(Preview)
It's not what you think but, what is it?
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Mein
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Men and women - one of the, many, differences
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Not really a joke but something which has always amused me. Look at your fingernails, go on... really inspect them as thought you were your mum making sure you were clean after a bath. Only scroll down once you have done this.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When asked to do this men almost always turn the...
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Mike Harding
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Flying high
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Don't think he likes heights.....screams like a girl too.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8yvxj3x/
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Bobdown
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Mature Online Dating
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anolphart
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How to be cruel to old guys
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anolphart
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The Brothel Parrot - reminder.
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The Brothel Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that...
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Whenarewethere
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652
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Police Officer Test
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Police Officer Test How do you tell the difference between a Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer, and a Scottish Police Officer? The answer is found below. QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street la...
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Craig1
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