Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...

dorian · dorian

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/

anolphart · anolphart

The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

rgren2 · rgren2

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some funny ones. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLjWwrne/

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

anolphart · anolphart

Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero. One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and two pis...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One for Dmaxer... A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORYOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?""We don't have any money for food,"...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket, can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere...

Craig1 · Craig1

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer...

anolphart · anolphart

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or y...

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	World Cup Final.... (Preview) It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...	aussie_paul	0	477	04:12 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	New Zealand Slips Into Recession (Preview) https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/	dorian	0	544	02:16 PM Jun 15, 2023 by dorian
	Newly weds (Preview) The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...	anolphart	0	568	09:17 PM Jun 14, 2023 by anolphart
	Not helpful (Preview) Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/	Bobdown	1	611	05:19 PM Jun 14, 2023 by Possum3
	Golden Oldie (Preview) A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...	Bobdown	0	589	02:20 PM Jun 14, 2023 by Bobdown
	Football.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	832	11:29 AM Jun 14, 2023 by peter67
	The amazing Italian. (Preview) A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...	rgren2	1	719	08:05 AM Jun 14, 2023 by Craig1
	Wedding fails (Preview) Some funny ones. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLjWwrne/	Bobdown	3	958	06:49 AM Jun 14, 2023 by Blues Man
	Net zero (Preview)	anolphart	0	679	10:18 PM Jun 13, 2023 by anolphart
	Yes or no?? (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	576	08:28 AM Jun 13, 2023 by Possum3
	A sweet grandmother (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	638	08:54 PM Jun 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A chili cook-off.. (Preview) This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...	aussie_paul	1	733	08:13 PM Jun 12, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	It is immoral... (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	987	01:23 PM Jun 12, 2023 by Greg 1
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	2	791	10:16 AM Jun 12, 2023 by grahos
	Marvin the gunfighter (Preview) Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero. One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and two pis...	anolphart	1	766	09:50 AM Jun 11, 2023 by Craig1
	A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY (Preview) One for Dmaxer... A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORYOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?""We don't have any money for food,"...	aussie_paul	0	547	10:09 PM Jun 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	I picked up an hitchhiker... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	598	10:07 PM Jun 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Lost wife (Preview) A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket, can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere...	anolphart	2	764	07:51 AM Jun 10, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	A Few More Puns (Preview) 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer...	Craig1	0	721	05:56 PM Jun 8, 2023 by Craig1
	Lion tamer (Preview) A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or y...	anolphart	0	652	08:22 PM Jun 7, 2023 by anolphart
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