Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.
'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.
'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO' he replied,
'Why not?' asked the friend, 'Because I actually HAVE two bicycles' he replied.
Age does not weary us, makes us go travelling more
Tony
It cost nothing to be polite