Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

Bobdown · Bobdown

A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed.In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...

Gundog · Gundog

how to load a bull

Gundog · Gundog

Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...

Gundog · Gundog

rgren2 · rgren2

Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO'...

rgren2 · rgren2

Bobdown · Bobdown

Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your family

Bobdown · Bobdown

The most famous artist of saucy postcards was Donald McGill. He was nearly 80 years old when he was put on trial (1954) under the Obscene Publications Act, found guilty and fined. Today the postcards are worth a fortune.

yobarr · yobarr

anolphart · anolphart

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Fed-Up!

Gundog · Gundog

you have to be joking! Matildas get the keys to Brisbane, a possiily a statue at Suncorp Stadium, all this for loosing. Will there be Matilda's the movie next.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over he...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Bud Light Model (Preview)	anolphart	1	987	07:15 PM Aug 29, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Fart joke (Preview) A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...	Bobdown	2	1080	09:50 AM Aug 29, 2023 by peter67
	At A Loss For Words (Preview) A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...	Bobdown	2	1060	09:23 PM Aug 28, 2023 by Craig1
	Deaf Couple. 😉 (Preview) A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed.In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...	aussie_paul	0	937	02:20 PM Aug 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Jack & Jill.. (Preview) Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...	aussie_paul	0	845	02:14 PM Aug 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A man walked into.. (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...	aussie_paul	0	999	05:43 PM Aug 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Fiona.. (Preview) Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...	aussie_paul	0	938	05:14 PM Aug 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	How to load a Bull (Preview) how to load a bull	Gundog	1	924	05:00 PM Aug 26, 2023 by Possum3
	A couple more (Preview) Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...	Gundog	0	873	11:18 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Gundog
	I'm out of here (Preview)	Gundog	0	674	11:15 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Gundog
	Socialism (Preview) Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO'...	rgren2	2	1294	12:16 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Tony Bev
	Moon landing (Preview)	rgren2	5	988	12:28 PM Aug 25, 2023 by rgren2
	Funnies (Preview) Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your family	Bobdown	0	682	02:01 PM Aug 24, 2023 by Bobdown
	Mild 'R' rated postcards (Preview) The most famous artist of saucy postcards was *Donald McGill.* He was nearly 80 years old when he was put on trial (1954) under the Obscene Publications Act, found guilty and fined. Today the postcards are worth a fortune.	Bobdown	0	819	02:00 PM Aug 24, 2023 by Bobdown
	When girls really were girls. 1970s (Preview)	yobarr	13	1544	10:42 AM Aug 24, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	The argument (Preview)	anolphart	3	1092	09:37 PM Aug 23, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Possible FedEx and UPS merger - new name: (Preview) Fed-Up!	Whenarewethere	0	950	06:54 PM Aug 22, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Tell me this is a Joke. (closed) (Preview) you have to be joking! Matildas get the keys to Brisbane, a possiily a statue at Suncorp Stadium, all this for loosing. Will there be Matilda's the movie next.	Gundog	8	1488	08:56 AM Aug 22, 2023 by Gundog
	Two old ladies.. (Preview) Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over he...	aussie_paul	1	1149	08:50 PM Aug 21, 2023 by 67HR
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	10	1355	06:18 PM Aug 21, 2023 by dogbox
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