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Wombat 280


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  Mad Wife Disease

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura  Lou   written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of
the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good
explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit
him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him
out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?
 'Your horse phoned.'


-- Edited by Wombat 280 at 23:39, 2008-10-03

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all I can say is, that's a very clever horse

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        Strewth dont some nags pack a whollep



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