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Labardor V Rabbit


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Chap with a lab moves into a new home next to an old couple who have a pet rabbit

 

Knowing that Labradors are known to  fancy a bit of bunny the  dog owner was terrified that  his dog might get in next door and that would be the end of Bugs.

 

Weeks go by and each day before leaving for work and letting the dog into the yard   he would check the fence line and the side gate just in case the dog had been digging under the fence or the gate was left ajar.

 

Come  Sunday  morning  the dog owner was standing  watering the back lawn  when the dog appears from the side gate  with  a very  soiled and limp  a rabbit  hanging out each side of its mouth .

 

 Horrified he retrieves the rabbit from the dog rushes in side and washes and powders the rabbit and checks for teeth marks, Bugs looked totally undamaged and so white it was hard to tell if he was really dead or just resting   .

 

Knowing  how much the old couple  loved  Bugs and seeing it was Sunday    which meant  the old couple would be attending  church  he rushed over and place the rabbit in the hutch  thinking the old couple would assume it just died of old age .

 

 The old couple arrived back home and the dog owner waited and waited.  Getting a little nervous he looked over the fence, seeing the old couple looking intently into the hutch.  It was too much; he asked is everything Ok with Bugs

 

 Well no not really, we are a little confused bugs died On Friday and we buried him down in the back garden.



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A re run of an oldie, from 2008 on this Forum



-- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 13th of March 2023 05:52:23 PM

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Time to come clean. ;)

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Craig1 wrote:

A reun of an oldie


 Don't be mean; I hadn't heard it and it made me laugh.



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Mike Harding wrote:
Craig1 wrote:

A reun of an oldie


 Don't be mean; I hadn't heard it and it made me laugh.


 x2......it's a miracle.



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Opps thought that I had already replied to this one

That got a laugh out of me


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Bought a smile to my dial.

Being a Labrador owner I can assure you it's in character.biggrin



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