THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY WAS HOLDING A SEMINAR ON THE SUPERNATURAL
         THE GUEST SPEAKER STOOD AND ADDRESED THE AUDIENCE.
        "BEFORE I BEGIN " HE SAID, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU "DOES ANY ONE HERE BELIEVE THEY HAVE SEEN A GHOST".
           ABOUT HALF THE AUDIENCE RAISED THERE HANDS.
          " OK GOOD" HE SAID, NEXT QUESTION, "HAS ANY OF YOU EVER HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A SPIRIT OR GHOST".
           THIS TIME ABOUT HALF A DOZEN PEOPLE RAISED THERE HANDS.
            "MY LAST QUESTION" HE SAID "HAS ANY ONE HERE EVER HAD A SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WITH A GHOST"
          ONE BLOKE SITTING ALONE AT THE BACK OF THE AUDIENCE  RAISED HIS HAND.
          "TO HAVE A SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WITH A GHOST IS  VERY RARE" THE SPEAKER SAID. "COULD YOU TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT IT"
           "DID YOU SAY GHOST" THE BLOKE SAID "SORRY ABOUT THAT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOAT".