> >> > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the

> >> > wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

> >> > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left

> >> > out, and in the spirit of kindness,

> >> > and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets

> >> > out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.

> >> > There's no answer.

> >> > Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again -

> >> > much harder.

> >> > Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.

> >> > "Harro!" says the Japanese man.

> >> > "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the

> >> > collector.

> >> > "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a

> >> > bit perplexed.

> >> > Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him,

> >> > the bin man smiles and tries again.

> >> > "No ! no ! mate, Where's your dust bin?". 

> >> > "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the

> >> > Japanese man, still perplexed.

> >> > "Listen," says the collector. "You're

> >> > misunderstanding me. Where's your 'w h e e l i

> >> > e' bin?'"

> >> > "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a

> >> > sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.

 > "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's

 > sister.........!"