Two  crocs living in a billabong in the NT

One is 3 mts the other 7.5.

 

 The smaller one asked the big one  Why are you so big and Im so small

 

We were born in the same year  and lived here in the same water  all our lives so why

 

Big Croc thinks on it for a minute or two ,

 

Your right   same birth year same water hole  , Ah wait what do you eat asked the big one .

 

Tourist 

 

Same here,

 

How do you catch yours   ask the  little fella

 

I creep up the bank while they sleep and drag them in their sleeping bag back into the water and have a big feed  at leisure

 

How about you asks the big fella

 

I race up the bank roar and grab and back to the water as fast as I can  

 

 

 That's the problem  your only getting **** and sandals