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The $1.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   'YES!!' stated the waitress.   'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.   'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.   'Raw and in the shell,' my wife  replied. No destination, just enjoy the journey. Page 1 of 1  sorted by Oldest FirstNewest First Quick Reply Please log in to post quick replies. Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> $1.99 Special......... Subscribe Jump To:--- Introduction and read forum rules ---Read Forum Rules & Introduc...--- Grey Nomads general forum ---The Grey Nomads - General--- Solo Grey Nomads ---Solo Grey Nomads--- Techies corner ---Solar PowerComputers, phones and internetTechies' CornerSafety Information and RecallsWeights and Measures--- Travel Blogs by members ---Travel Blogs by members--- I digress ---"I digress ..."--- Crafts and Hobbies ---Crafts and Hobbies Corner--- Show us your rig ---Show us your rig--- Hints, tips and great ideas ---Hints, Tips and Great ideas--- Travelling with pets ---Road conditions--- Road conditions ---Travelling with Pets--- Recommendations ---MechanicsRecommendationsCaravan Parks--- Get togethers ---Get TogethersGreens Lake--- Share a joke ---Just Joking--- Free/budget camps ---NSWQLDWAFree/Budget Campsites Suggested...NTSATasVic--- Health & Wellbeing ---Health & Wellbeing--- What's cooking ---What's Cooking?--- Sharing photos ---Sharing Photos--- For sale ---Items for Sale--- Photo competition - Let there be... ---Photo Competition 2010 - WaterPhoto competition - Let there b...Power - Photo competitionPhoto Competition - Seeing Red ...Photo Competition - Life on the...Previous photo competitions (no...Capturing CreaturesPhoto Competition - Dust, dirt ...