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The Queen and Dolly go to heaven



 

The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!
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Queen Elizabeth
 
and 

Dolly Parton 
die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
 

Unfortunately, 
there's only one space left that day, 
 so the Angel must decide which of them
gets in.
 
  The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular  reason why she
should go to Heaven
.

Dolly takes off her top and  says,
 
 'Look at these, 
they're the most
perfect breasts
 
                                 
God ever created, 
 and  I'm sure it will please God to 
be able to see them every day,
 
 for  eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly,
 
 and asks 
 Her Majesty the same  question. 
The
Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, 


 drinks it down. 
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.






The Angel 
says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks,
 
 'What was that all about? 
 I show you two
of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
 
She wees into a 
toilet and she gets in!
 
Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
 
 'but even in Heaven, 

 a Royal Flush 

beats a Pair -
 


 no matter how big they are.


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