urgent request

dave06 · Guru

urgent request

JRH · Guru

dave06 wrote:

: BREAKING NEWS :::

Due to the recession in 2009 the government will start
deporting all the mentally ill people to save money.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run my little crazy friends, run!

Well, what can I say ???

Someone sent it to me, and dammit, I'm NOT going alone !!?

I just do what the little voices tell me. You bring the beer.

John

dave06 · Guru

if they sent all us nuts off to one big island, oh boy what a glorious bit of land that would be, but they wouldnt leave us alone for long, just like the poms and aus. they'd try to take it back again

I like your little voices by the way, mine just say mmmm!!!! Beeeer!!!! strangely around the 3-4 o'clock ish time even though I'm still at work!!

JRH · Guru

My mate has a clock that says beer o'clock at all times, only way to go I reckon.

Mate, send us all to the same island and they would have to build a brewery to ensure we Nomads all stayed put.

John

Dragonfly · Veteran Member

And a winery John
Morag

JRH · Guru

Dragonfly wrote:

And a winery John
Morag

Ok Morag but we have to share.
John

dave06 · Guru

my brother has a clock that has the hands lying in a heap on the bottom of the face, in the middle it says "who cares, you're retired, go have a beer and stop watching the clock"

JRH · Guru

dave06 wrote:

my brother has a clock that has the hands lying in a heap on the bottom of the face, in the middle it says "who cares, you're retired, go have a beer and stop watching the clock"

Best suggestion I've heard all day, I'll have one for you also.

John