There was this 10 year old boy walking down the street dragging a squashed frog on a string.
He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
The Madam answered the door , looked down at the little boy and asked what he wanted, he said i want to have sex with one of your girls, i have money and im not leaving till ive had my way.
The Madam thought it over and thought well he has the money so she invited him in to pick a girl.
He asked the Madam if any of the girls has a disease, the Madam say no way, with that he tells the Madam that some of the blokes are saying they have  had to have a shot after being with Amber so thats the girl i want.
So the Madam tells the little boy with the flattened frog to go to the first room on the right, after about 10 minutes the little boy and his frog comes out, walks up and pays the Madam.
The Madam  asked him why he picked Amber, he said well if u have to know, when i get home my parents will go out to a restaurant leaving me alone with the babysitter,  we will have sex  so then she has the disease, later on dad will drive the baby sitter home and he will have sex with her  so passing the disease on, then mum will want to have sex with dad and so the disease goes on, in the morning after dad has gone to work the milkman will have a quickie with mum AND HE IS THE MONGREL THAT RAN OVER MY FROG