The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and sheexplained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine monthslater the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks theteacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got alittle baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.!!!