An elderly couple had dinner one of there friends homes, after eating there meals the 2 wives excused them selves and headed to the kitchen.
 The two gents were talking and one said, we went to a new restaurant the other night and i would recommend it highly.   The other bloke asks "what was the name of the restaurant"  Well the other bloke thinks and thinks but cant recall the name at all and final says "what is the name of the flower u give to a loved one that is spikey"  you know its red and gives of a plesent smell
     Do you mean a rose.
Yes thats the one he says, and turns towards the kitchen and yelled "Rose. what was the name of that restaurant we dined at the other night"


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            Three old blokes are out walking.
               First old bloke says, " Windy aint it"
               Second old fart says,  "No its thursday"
               Third old codger says,  "So am i   lets go get a beer"