A Northern Territory (Oz) farm hand (An Aboriginal)
radios back to the farm manager.


'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute andis wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Ok, there's a .303Rifle behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove him..'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
boss. Took the 303, shot the pig and removed him from thebull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under the right-front wheel arch.'