A lady with rather small breast but a very large buttocks region goes into the doctors rooms .
Doctor asked want can I do for you . Well Dr I want a breast implant and I was considering having you take some off my buttocks and implanting it in my breast.
Dr looks at her rather large rear end and said , I have a better idea, go home and get some toilet tissue and fold it into a small piece and rub it vigorously between your breast .
Oh Dr ! will that really work
Dr replies "Well it worked on your arse didn't it "
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