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dave06


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just for you ladys


This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



REMEMBER :
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha,
a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.



-- Edited by dave06 on Monday 11th of May 2009 06:22:55 PM

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Ma


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laughing.gif   you can bet your life I'm gonna try that diet, but if it's like other diets and doesn't work the first time I'll keep trying it and trying and trying it UNTIL it maybe does work........LOL.........hic

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suenami


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Beautiful, Dave.....tomorrow I begin...smile

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love the seven dwarfs Dave

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