Basil wrote:
"I have a friend who is a very pedantic perfectionist sort of guy who wanted to check out my workshop so I cleaned up; his is always pristine (but never used) went inside and washed my hands with toothpaste.....
I think next visit to the War Vets Home I'll find a vacant bed and claim it......."


Can't help but remember the poor chap who confused his tooth paste and haemorrhoid cream.

He ended up with receding gums and a 'Ring of Confidence".

Boom! Boom!