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Gary and Kerry


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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 

 

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' 

 

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' 

 

And they say blondes are dumb... 

 

A couple is lying 

 

in bed. The man says, 

 

'I am going to make 

 

you the happiest woman in the world.' 

 

The woman replies, 

 

'I'll miss you....' 

 

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'

 

Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the

 

neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

 

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

 

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Q: What do you 

 

call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 

 

A: A rumor 

 

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A man and his wife, 

 

now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.. 

 

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. 

 

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.. 

 

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger..... 

 

Whoosh...immediately he turned 

 

90!!! 

 

Gotta love that 

 

fairy! 

 

-----------------------------------------------------------Dear Lord, 

 

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. 

 

AMEN 

 

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Q: Why do little 

 

boys whine? 

 

A: They are practicing to be

 

men.

 

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Q: What do you 

 

call a handcuffed man? 

 

A: Trustworthy. 

 

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Q: What does it 

 

mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 

 

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 

 

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 

 

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe. 

 

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Q: How do you 

 

keep your husband from reading your e-mail? 

 

A: Rename the 

 

email folder 'Instruction Manuals' 

 

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My darling bought one of those new fangled automatic washing machines and I am happy to say that I don't even know how to switch it on.biggrin.gif

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If I don't get there today, I'll get there tomorrow or the day after.

John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
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