He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . ... . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing butfart
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .......Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ....... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. ... They don't have time He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. ... I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . ... . They already have boyfriends. He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. ... . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
