Yallthink you have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!



An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports,flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly andgave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon asI get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about nakedwomen.When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes methink of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked,'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.