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Gary and Kerry


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  1. A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: Anyone want to buy a
    present?
  2. Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa
    looked around for a moment, then hollered No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT
    house!
  3. I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
  4. I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls
    live.
  5. No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for
    themselves.
  6. No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore
    Santa exists!!
  7. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesnt believe in
    Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
  8. Q: Do you know why Santa dosent have any children ??? A: he only comes
    once a year and thats down a chimney
  9. Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty
    girls live.
  10. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
  11. Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf
    esteem.
  12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
  13. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes
    for Christmas.


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