WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . ....
Tribal Elder Billy CokeBottle was asked by a white Government official,
"You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and
his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done" The Elder nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"
The Elder stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied: "When white man find land, Aborigines running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty kangaroos,
plenty fish, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Aborigine man spend all day hunting and
fishing; all night having sex."
Then the Elder leaned back and smiled "Only white man dumb enough to think he
could improve system like that."
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Daisy and Disco Duck
Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
