Patty walks into a bar . about half along the bar sits a beautiful blonde with large breastt resting on the bar

Patty orders  a schooner of black

Barman pours the schooner and slides it along the bar towards Patty

The beer hits the blondes breast  and in a flash the barman wipes the bar and licks the beer from the blondes breast .

Wow ! thinks Patty did I really see that .

Patty drinks down the first beer and orders another

Same deal beer hits breast, barman wipes bar and licks breast dry

Christ ! thinks patty I've got get into this act .

Gulping down his beer orders another straight away  and moves up towards the blonde in preparation  to get there before the barman .

Sure enough the beer hits the breasts but before the barman could get there Patty wipes the bar with his coat and goes to lick the breasts .

Suddenly the blonde slaps Patty to the floor .

Dragging himself up asks what that slap was all about  the barman did it twice and you never said a word

The blonde replies  Da stupid  he has a liquor licence