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DKay


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The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.  But one Saturday night the **** went missing!

The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, Has anybody got a ****? 

All the men stood up.

No, no he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?  All the women stood up.

No, no, he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesnt belong to them? 

 Half the women stood up.

No, no, he said. that wasnt what I meant.  Has anybody seen MY ****? 

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

 



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clazandaza


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The politically correct automatic editor/censor on this system sometimes makes you laugh. 

Great joke DKay and lucky we all know that a rooster is also called, and quite correctly, a **** !   No doubt the system will censor that too.    Lets see if the system hits this:  All male pilots in an aeroplane drive from the ****pit of the plane.   All female pilots drive from the box office. 

aww

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Does it censor c.o.c.k.pit???
No it didn't smile

-- Edited by BarbandDaz on Saturday 9th of January 2010 07:28:51 PM

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drongo & wendy


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loved it, still chuckling

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Good one!  Brought a smile to the dial.         smile.gifsmilesmilesmile

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tom333


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very funny, will have to remember that one

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tom333 wrote:

very funny, will have to remember that one



Even funnier for the censoring!  when I read it I had quite a s****** ...beat you to it Mr Censor!



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