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The real Clinton story


Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.
The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.

 

The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told
that this was the best they could do on such short notice.  Just before the
meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to
taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that
this man was supposed to be a very good chef.


The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a bit
funny.By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom.


Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching
himself By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. He tried every door in the hallway and was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

 

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he
had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his
Knees.The President fell to the floor in pain and as he was just about to pass
out, Monica bent over him to listen for a heartbeat and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice,

"Sack my cook."

And truly that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.



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