Sitting out after dinner, john, Paul, Billeeeeeee and I, when on the top road came two people holding the reins of two camels - yes, that's right -TWO CAMELS, whose names were Julie and Bruiser. Just out to have a ride and stay overnight.
Did they have pooper scoopers? Maybe they don't make 'em for camels. Maybe Billeeeeeee could dry some out in the sun and do a little investigative experimentation.
I suppose you would be looking out for three know it all's carrying a cache of drugs and perfume, and there might be a bloke with some sheep around as well !