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Chief one feather

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Boat licence


How,

With all the boating activity here at Greens on the water itself (mmmm, where else would boating activity happen) a couple of GN's decided they would buy their own boats.

Now the question is?  Do these two lovely ladies have a boat licence confuse  The other thing we have to consider here is, please note they DO NOT have a life vest or other life saving device on disbeliefno cry

One has to wonder if they do get into difficulty are they expecting mouth to mouth confuse

There is one other thing that is rather concerning in this situation. These two ladies are camped on the left side of the launching ramp BUT crossed over the boarder to the right side of the ramp without a permit (double fines and double points). There is also a strong chance of being whipped at midnight for such an offence.

The authorities will not be very happy at all. The gate keeper (Glenelg) may be issuing fines at some stage in the near future.

 

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The water is looking a little muddy due to the speed at which these two were travelling prior to being told the speed limit smile

 



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how can i fine them as one of em is the gate keeper from other side of great wall (the ramp) ????

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Why am I reminded of this ditty reading your 'premature speculation' Doug.......

Said the little red hen to the little red rooster.
You don't cum round as much as you uster..
Said the little red rooster to the little red hen
I'll meet you tonight at half past ten
The night was dark and she couldn't see a sole
Till she felt something tickle her little red hole
Oh!..Mr Rooster such pleasures I ain't uster
And then in a voice so gruff he replied.....
"I ain't NO Rooster..."
It was then that she guessed the Gander had Goosed her....!



Hoo Roo



-- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 22nd of February 2015 11:59:10 AM

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Dave....... "book 'em Danno" biggrin    I'm gunna hide now smile

 

GF...........

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Hey Dougwe,
I have a whip and handcuffs if you need them

winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink

 

 

 



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Dougwe you should go and get yourself an old truck tube and join the two young lasses out there ,you could tow another car tube out with you for a table for refreshments and shout the ladies a drink and bickies and cheese, that's if they have a drink.

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Struth!...even I would run if Doug paddled out to me on a truck tube...periscope erect....none to subtle.......a froggy would a wooing go.....'.Hi Ho' said Dougy.......Hoo Roo

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don't worry those lasses will be there waiting to be rescued by the chief we no that happy sailing girls see u wednesday

 



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I hope you have a boat licence as well Heather confuse



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All I can say is it is great fun out on the bay with the Tubes.....Sad to say will be leaving tomorrow. Don't be shocked I have been on the forum for a few years, but don't say to much.....Lyn

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You not say much Lynnie confuse A lady of many words, all of wisdom smile

Enjoy your travels and keep safe. See ya next time I'm look'n at ya.  



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Good luck Lynn ,see Ya next time around

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Yes Dougie, I do have a boat licence......Us ladies will never drown we all have our inbuilt floaties.....



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Phew! One less fine for the gate keeper to get his hands on the loot from.

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...better have a Nanna Nap Doug...far tooo much fore-play going on here.........even I'm starting to firm up.....lmao...Hoo Roo

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moons wrote:

Yes Dougie, I do have a boat licence......Us ladies will never drown we all have our inbuilt floaties.....


 G'day Moons you are now the gate keeper from other side of ramp, between us we can do itbiggrinbiggrin. And welcome to our forum . Fay and woof. biggrinbiggrin See my two balls biggrinbiggrin



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moons wrote:

Yes Dougie, I do have a boat licence......Us ladies will never drown we all have our inbuilt floaties.....


 Hiya Faye, Great to see you on here. Hopefully we will meet up again sometime.



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moons wrote:

Yes Dougie, I do have a boat licence......Us ladies will never drown we all have our inbuilt floaties.....


 Hey Fay, you made it!!!!!  Welcome!!!!!  Tried to contact you on facebook but wouldn't accept friends.  Glad there will still be somebody there to keep the 2 Ds under control.

smilesmilesmilebiggrinsmilesmilesmile   P.S  Give Abbey a pat from me !!!



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How, security!

Bugga, just went "off topic". SORRY.

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