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jules47


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When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:...
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

 



-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 8th of September 2016 05:51:29 PM



-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 8th of September 2016 05:54:20 PM

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aussie_paul


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lol Julesbiggrin

Aussie Paul. smile



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Bushpie


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He he ......wonder what happened.....I got both ........

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I Remember It ...............All Too Well

 Wherever the four winds blow. I'm restless, I'm ready

TAKE YOUR PASSION AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

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jules47


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Does that make you a Hermaphrodite,Bushpie????????? hahahahaaha

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Bushpie


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Hmmmmm well I did figure someone reply with that in mind and considered removing the post........but my brain isaid leave it lol

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I Remember It ...............All Too Well

 Wherever the four winds blow. I'm restless, I'm ready

TAKE YOUR PASSION AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

 https://youtu.be/ILWSp0m9G2U
NeilandRaine


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Notice Adam and Eve both have belly buttons, Please explain

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JocknNik


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Starter buttons, single use design.

...sadlyhmm



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