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Post Info TOPIC: TIP FROM AN OLD MAN


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TIP FROM AN OLD MAN


When you see a pretty woman please consider the following:

No matter how beautiful she is.

No matters how sexy she is.

No matter how pert her breast are.

No matter how big they are.

No matter how seductive she is.

. . . . . . Bugger! I've completely forgotten where I was going with this.

This sh#t happens all the time when you get old.

Sorry for wasting your time!



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Good one Hendo.

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Yeah Hendo that was great ,unfortunately by the time i got to the end i forgot what the first bit was about.



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Great come-back Blues Man!

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Gee and I was starting to get interested and the I forgot what you was talking about.
LIKE HELL my memory is still alright just no opportunity now so it is all MEMORIESSSS.
Its like riding a bike it all comes back but what we used to do all night takes us all night to get around to it (or something like that it has been so long I forgot)


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I don't undertand the subject, did I forget something.



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