Like many folk, my motor home, is my home. It's a 1991 T3500 Mazda bus. Being single, by choice, it does me just fine.
Occasionally, when visiting old friends, who live in houses, I may take the opportunity to avail myself of a shower in their beautiful bathrooms. Other than that, it's the old APC wash! (armpits & crutch.)
The other day, I stepped out of a such shower, and was confronted by the frightening sight of a rapidly ageing, bearded, overweight old fart, whose "man boobs" would have made Mansfield or Munroe jealous!!
As a result, I strongly suggest that we of the "mature, plus plus age", band together to ban white fluro lights and full length mirrors in all bathrooms.
Enquiries have led me to understand that there are a type of fluro light, called a "peach tone", that, when fitted in bathrooms, would give off a gentle, almost angelic, aura to the aforementioned ragged lump of humanity who is well into his seventies.
I looked into my bathroom mirror once, bit of a change going on I thougt, just After the look it cracked. Seven year bad luck they say but a my lawyer, a good man, said I can get you five!
Desert Dweller, I was actually thinking how kind mother nature is...........................eye sight isn't what it used to be so don't see all the detail anymore
Perhaps Pipes just has exceptional eye site for his age :-S
As you get older, your eyesight tends to fail a bit. This is nature's way of protecting you from shock in situations described above ie looking in a mirror when you are stark naked....
....I hadn't heard of, or indeed even used the term washing the APC =Armpits and Crotch ,Pipes......there is considerably more on my body....what about the rest?......they say when one can actually smell oneself....others have been able to for quite some time...lmao....Hoo Roo
