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Possum3


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Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.

I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".

I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!!

I rushed outside to help & the police had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee's!!! They put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.

I thought "she shouldn't have been smoking & putting petrol in!! But being the nosey bugger I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The policeman turned looked at me and said........................................

 

 

"WAVING A FIREARM!! " 



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Love it.

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I really like that one.biggrin



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Yep roflmaf good one
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Thanks Possum.

I'll use that one.biggrin



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biggrin Thank God she did not have a packet of cornflakes under her arm, she may have been charged with being a potential cereal killer biggrin



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Tony Bev wrote:

biggrin Thank God she did not have a packet of cornflakes under her arm, she may have been charged with being a potential cereal killer biggrin

 One good laugh after another. Thanks guys.

Cheers, John.



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