THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and have this strong urge to go out to have a good time, dance, get drunk and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?" I almost had a heart attack but quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free! "Great," she said, "can you look after my dog?
*BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!*
-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Monday 1st of May 2017 03:27:34 PM
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I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken
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