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Uncertainty hits banking industry


Gday...

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.

In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nosedived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.

Cheers - John

 



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biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin!!!    Love it, love it, love it!!!

Very well done John.  I wonder how many have picked up on it ?

 

Cheers,

Sheba.



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I'm with Sheba - LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!!

Still got that wicked sense of humour = keep it up!

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That is so good John. Thank you.

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Rocky, me thinks ya need to go back on ya meds mate biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Now, where are mine confuseconfuseconfuse cry



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Lol

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Witch bank next ?

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very good thanks



-- Edited by Seadog on Saturday 23rd of September 2017 08:28:53 PM

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The truth is Rocky, you predicted the currency failures in Asia correctly - What are you like at Lotto numbers?

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