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New Government Initiative


To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start

deporting senior citizens (instead of illegals) in order to lower pensions and healthcare costs (flu jabs, walkers,

wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.) 

The Government has established that older people are easier to 
catch and, in most cases, will not remember how to get back home. 

I started to cry when I thought of all you Nomads - maybe I'd never see you again.. 


Then it dawned on me...

 'll see you on the bus!



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I read a report (unconfirmed), Rusty
That the above was actually plan "B"

Plan "A" to stabilise the economy is to give a horse to every household, which has room for a stable
After everyone has received their horse, the government will make it compulsory to have a stable for your horse

Low interest loans will be available from the government, to purchase a stable

The stables will be prefabricated in (soon to be built), Men Sheds, in your area
Unemployed people will be encouraged to assist, with the prefabrication and erecting, of the stables

The government department/s responsible for this economic scheme, will also be responsible to ensure that the

smilesmilesmile Country will become more stabilised smilesmilesmile



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We recently read an article that elderly people with dementia will be herded into a facility that looks remarkably like Don Dale Detention Center in the NT.

Make sure you're ''on the ball'' when heading North this coming Winter! You could qualify for a free permanent stay.laughing.giflaughing.gif

Sorry can't remember the link! imslow.gifimslow.gif



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Don't reply to this topic, the voices in my head tell me that the Government is monitoring this and similar posts for candidates......

Bugga... what have I done... I'll probably be next even though the voices say I won't.



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Desert Dweller wrote:

We recently read an article that elderly people with dementia will be herded into a facility that looks remarkably like Don Dale Detention Center in the NT.

Make sure you're ''on the ball'' when heading North this coming Winter! You could qualify for a free permanent stay.laughing.giflaughing.gif

Sorry can't remember the link! imslow.gifimslow.gif


 I was in that area about five months ago, DD

I noticed them looking at me

smilesmilesmile I thought they were looking, just to see if I was going to be as silly as I looked smilesmilesmile

So the report you read, with the lost link, could have had some merit attached to it

I always try to look on the bright side

smile As Arthur Chance, the great insurance salesman use to say, "it will never happen" smile

It will cost more to keep us in a Detention Centre, than to leave us alone, and let us just get on with it

 

 



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I wont be on the bus. I hate them with a passion. Likely reason, someone else is in control of all the sheep behind them. My wife is under orders, not to purchase me brown shorts, brown sandles, pure white runners and long white socks. And definately not to lay out same on the bed each morning. And I'll refrain from wearing badges. I know, its my problem...;) off topic too.

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Eaglemax wrote:

~~.;) off topic too.


 Nah. The main topic here is "I digress ..." Start something in here and your are allowed to "digress". It's a giggle sometimes to see how far some things here do digress.



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Gov and initiative is an oxymoron!!

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Aus-Kiwi wrote:

Gov and initiative is an oxymoron!!


 With the government the emphasis is on moron.



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RustyD wrote:
Eaglemax wrote:

~~.;) off topic too.


 Nah. The main topic here is "I digress ..." Start something in here and your are allowed to "digress". It's a giggle sometimes to see how far some things here do digress.


 

Yep. Nothing like a good generator at 2am.



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Then again we could all talk about thong trees. The is a good one at GreenS Lake, nth central VIC. 



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Dougwe wrote:

Then again we could all talk about thong trees. The is a good one at GreenS Lake, nth central VIC. 


 The type that go on your feet!



-- Edited by RustyD on Saturday 30th of December 2017 02:39:41 PM

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madaboutled wrote:
Aus-Kiwi wrote:

Gov and initiative is an oxymoron!!


 With the government the emphasis is on moron.


 

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He may ......but could he win a chook raffle with a fist full of $100 bills.......

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