A North european country introduced a new road safety campaign entitled "Wear white, be seen at night".
A local yokel decided to do the right thing and dressed himself in White hat, White scarf, White shirt, White tie, White jacket, White gloves, White trousers, White socks and White shoes.
Went out that night got knocked down by a snowplough.
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"Some days you are the Dog and some days you are the tree."
